Mini Squishable Tortoise
You don't want to challenge this little guy to a race. First of all, racing is dangerous in non-controlled conditions, and second, you just know that it's going to trigger some kind of moral-appropriate metaphorical situation where he wins through luck or skill or gumption. Don't risk it.
$13,997.18
Mini Squishable Tortoise—
$13,997.18
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You don't want to challenge this little guy to a race. First of all, racing is dangerous in non-controlled conditions, and second, you just know that it's going to trigger some kind of moral-appropriate metaphorical situation where he wins through luck or skill or gumption. Don't risk it.
